Thanks to author, Joshua Hehe*, a self-professed, prolific polymath (one with diverse sources of knowledge and interests), caregivers are able to enjoy some clever humor.
The selections below represent fewer than half of Joshua’s list of highbrow humor he’s heard over the years: https://medium.com/@joshuashawnmichaelhehe/highbrow-humor-427fae40bdbc
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know, don’t care.
A Zen student asked his master, “Is it OK to use email?”
“Yes,” came the reply, “But no attachments.”
A photon is going through airport security.
The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
The photon says, “No. I’m traveling light.”
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one.
All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of her time doing?
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
A programmer’s wife tells him, “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
He comes home with twelve loaves of bread.
aye Aye AYE! 😉
* Taking this a step further, pause to consider Joshua’s last name, Hehe.
Is there a connection to this humor?
Is this his real name?
An initial search finds Hehe is a baby’s name meaning Goddess of Youthful Beauty.
Who knows in our virtual world! Joshua may have the last laugh.
To keep us smiling, enjoy this rescue iguana fetching a free ride on her adopted father’s shoulder. Sure, lizard brains are considered low-brow, but did you take a close look at her brow? It’s pretty high up there!
