The following were shared by one who knows with one who’s lived long enough to earn these perqs. 😉
Kidnappers are not that
interested in you.
In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.
No one expects you to run
People call at 9 am or 9 am and ask,
‘Did I wake you?’
People no longer view you as a
There is nothing left
to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now
won’t wear out.
You can eat
supper at 3 or 4 PM.
You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.
You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold
your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
You sing along
with elevator music.
Your eyes won’t get
Your investment in health insurance
is finally beginning to pay off.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service.
Finally, your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can’t remember them either.
Thanks John Quick for passing along these perquisites.