Harold was an old man. He was sick and in a hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she talked to him like he was a little child. In a patronizing tone of voice, she’d ask, “And how are we doing this morning?” “Are we ready for a baaaath?” “Are we huungry?”
Old Harold had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bedside stand. When he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing, he decided to have a little fun with the apple juice.
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. “Myyy, it seems we are a little cloudy todaaay.”
At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, “Well, I’ll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.”
The nurse fainted!
Old Harold just smiled!
DON’T MESS WITH ‘OLD’ PEOPLE!!!!
Thank you, Carmen Scherubel for sharing this with The Caregiver’s Voice.
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